Akuku Danger Recounts Harrowing Experience With Mumama! Kenyan comedian Akuku Danger has opened up about his harrowing experience with a ‘mumama’. The Comedian revealed how he was once caught in a compromising scenario with an elderly woman at her home.
During an interview on Thursday, April 4, Akuku Danger spilled the beans to Radio 47’s Billy Miya and Mbaruk Mwalimu.
He remembered how the lovely lady approached him following his performance at Carnivore Grounds in Nairobi during his university days.
“Siku moja after kupiga show yangu pale Carnivore nikaona mwana dada mmoja hivi akaniambia young man I love your show Akaniambia niingie kwa gari anidrop. Hiyo time bado nilikuwa mtu wa mguu. Nikasema why not? Nikaingia kwa gari teke teke.”
(One day, after a show at Carnivore, a lady approached me and said, “I love your show.” She offered to drop me off in her car. I didn’t have one at the time, so why not? I got inside the car quickly) the comedian narrated.
Akuku Danger added that he was impressed by the woman’s beauty and the Mercedes Benz.
“Alikuwa anaendesha Mercedez. Sikuwa najua kuna wamama Nairobi. Kidogo akaconfuse kijana, nikaona pesa sijawahi ona in my life... Akaniambia nipick 20,000 nikaingiza kwa mfuko. Kufika Lang’ata hapo kwa barabara nikangoja gari za Rongai lakini magari zilikuwa zimejaa. Akaniambia twende kwake Kilimani for the night alafu niende kwangu asubuhi.”
(I didn’t realize there were sugar mummies at the time. She perplexed me by handing me money that I had never seen in my life. She instructed me to take KSh20,000. When we arrived in Lang’ata, I waited for matatus traveling to Rongai, but all of them were filled. So she recommended that I stay the night at her house in Kilimani and return home the next morning),” he narrated.
“Kidogo kidogo mtu akagonga mlango… Before tufungue akaniambia nivae nguo alafu nijifanye nimelala. Nikaskia anaambia huyo jamaa she has a friend of her over. Huyo jamaa akakuja kwa room nilikuwa akafungua light. Nikatoa macho nje nikamsalimia nikamdanganya she’s a friend of mine. Nakuambia ni Mungu tu alinitoa kwa hiyo situation. Huyo jamaa alikasirika lakini aliona mi ni mdogo sana akaona hakuna kitu.”
(I heard a knock on the door, and the lady stated it was only a friend. The man stepped inside the room and turned on the lights. I introduced myself to him while pretending to be the lady’s friend. I’m telling you, God saved me in that situation. That man was outraged, but because he saw how young I was, he assumed nothing had happened),” Akuku Danger recounted.
Since that experience, Akuku Danger vowed never to get lured ever by such women.
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